I wanna drink 'til I feel pretty
I wanna laugh 'til you get mad
I wanna dance with three more strangers
'Til you get over what you have

I can feel you staring at me
And I just love good irony
The only shot you've got's one more tequila
'Cause I ain't nobody's used to be

It's getting late, a little lonely
And what you're thinking's all too clear
Lucky for you I've had too many
I'm just drunk enough to leave you here

I can feel you staring at me
And I just love good irony
The only shot you've got's one more tequila
'Cause I ain't nobody's used to be

You can stop anticipating
Just go home, I know she's waiting
And I know you'll be wishing it was me
Honey, I ain't nobody's used to be