What's the secret handshake to join the club,

I'll bring lots of girls and drugs and have lots of fun.

What is this I'm looking for?

I am way too late.

Got to give it up before I go numb.

We wear fur coats and drink champagne

and we are never ashamed to get higher than everybody else

and kick out the jams yeah.

What is this I'm looking for?

I am way too late.