Miley:
There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude,
And Annie Leibovitz tryin'a get me nude,
For those of you who think that's very crude...
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect!

I never stole a necklace or got a DUI,
I never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy,
So what, you can see a little boob from the side...
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect!

And sure, I danced on a pole,
But at least I didn't date a porn star,
And tell everyone 'I'm winning'!

(A Guy And A Girl Walk On Stage)

Girl:
She never made a dirty tape and passed it along,

Guy:
She didn't text a photo of her dong,

Miley:
Don't both of these things seem worse than a bong... !
I'm sorry,
I'm so Sorry,
I'm really sorry... THAT I'M NOT PERFECT!