Lady Jane the river saint
    Special yes but lucky ain't
    Lady Jane said she walked on water but she never had a man to show
    Then one day she found a fella she was eager just to let him know
    Lady Jane she walked on water
    Followed by her brand new lover who tumbled along, drownin' down below

    Lady Jane did not abort
    For legends are never made that short
    Now be sure when you listen to this
    Here's another reason why you shouldn't eat fish
    Convinced he'd become a creature of the sea
    She cut off her feet and jumped into the deep
    And never stopped looking for her lover below

    Lady Jane the river fish
    Became the world's most wanted dish
    And though no man would dare to catch
    Something whose beauty we could never match
    But when some member from a far away state
    Said "I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!"
    They killed little Lady Jane

    The emperor of a distant land
    The only man who didn't understand
    That though you think you've got your prize
    There's another fish that has escaped your eyes
    Lady Jane, her lover's there
    Swimming through the ocean with a desperate stare
    Looking for Lady Jane
    Looking for Lady Jane