Did you really just spend money on me?

Did you really just pay for this CD?

I thought that no one liked me, it doesn't make sense

Am I really worth nine dollars and ninety-nine cents?

I can't help if they like it, what can I do?

Stupid people like you help me buy my food

I can't help if they hate it, what do I know?

Throw my albums out your window



1, 2, 3, 4: Watch me try to count some more

6, 9, 2, 8: Aren't numbers really great?

4, 3, 2, 1: This stupid thing has just begun

9, 1, 5, 6: This Mohawk thing's a stupid trick



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I can't help it, you don't like it, oh, no refunds

You don't want it, I don't want it so, no refunds

I can't help it, you don't like it, oh, no refunds

You don't want it, I don't want it so, no refunds



This is so wrong, I need a job

Pray for my mom, This band's a bomb



Chorus



No refunds (x4)