My mom said "I believe in God."

So I told her I was an Athiest

The next day, I went to church just to

Piss off some Satanist



I only hang at the coffee shop (x2)

Please pay attention to me



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I want to believe in what you don't

It gives me something to do

I am all about proving myself

I have nothing to do



I am a Democrat except to my dad

I hate dogs but only when there's cats

I will never be able to make up my mind

A solid opinion is a tough thing to find



I can recite facts from various books (x2)

Please pay attention to me



I want to believe in what you don't

I wanted something to prove

I wanted to feel somehow better than you

I have nothing to do



Chorus