Robot Vampire!
Programmed to destroy...
No one is safe from the
Robot Vampire!
South American born...
They'll be here in the fall - they're the
Robot Vampire!
Diamond tipped fangs...
They'll suck you 'til you're dry - they're the Robot Vampire!

Where did they come from?
The mystery of the freaky Robot Vampire!

Magically powered cybernetic suction;
It's what makes the little bloodsuckers so dangerous -
But the real evil is contained deep within their nano cortex.
Where did they come from?
We'll never know...

Sucking the village dry -
Not even garlic will stop the
Robot Vampire!
Who programmed their robot brain?
Robot Vampire!
How can you kill a man without a heart?
The stakes they do nothing to the
Robot Vampire!

Something about the BEES!
Could ze BEES be behind the deadly
Robot Vampire!?

Robot vampires doesn't actually need blood
But you'll need blood when you're turned
?* mixes with oxygen in your blood
and turn you into a vampirezombiegodcyberslave!

[Ha!..ha!... etc]

Robot Vampire...
Robot Vampire...

A man told me that if we build bunkers out of paper, we confuse the robot brains and make them go haywire. You and I are the only ones left - If we don't get to the papermill by dusk we're done for!
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