Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud
Cuz I don't care who I piss off yeah I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like... whoa wo o o

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa wo o o

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie sleep well
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up because were pussy sailing
But we punch them in the mouth if their not sarah paling

Talkin bout doing things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! whoa! wo!

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung (I'm quite well hung)

CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get
Some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find
Out that he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he
Doesn't even know your name anymore.

Shut the fuck up!

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa wo o o

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa wo o o

JUST DANCE!

BAD ROMANCE!

Now lets copy pokerface like whoa