[Midget Hook x2]
I aint a paper boy
But I make paper boy!
I'm like my own band
I'm just a lazy boy

[Midget Verse 1]—fast--
Tell me what I don't know
Tell me what you know
Tell me what we all know
Tell me how it go
Tell me how to flow
Tell'em F.U. just like Cee-lo
I make greeno, I drink Cleeko
I eat beats like the beats was meatloaf
Let's go fast, wait a second outta breath
Let's slow it down

[Verse 1 continue]—slow--
I aint a paper boy, but I make paper boy
I make paper boy, I'm the paper man
Flush your career down the drain
Call that boy the gator man
Black and silver, black and silver, someone got a Raiders' plan
Black and silver, black and silver, y'all must be a Raiders' fan

[Midget Hook x2]
I aint a paper boy
But I make paper boy!
I'm like my own band
I'm just a lazy boy

[Midget Verse 2]
Black and yellow, black and yellow, I play Pittsburgh
One a the number one mother fu—ers on this earth
You wanna play, do you wanna end up in his hurse
Play me wrong, play me wrong and you gon' get hurt
Play me worse, play me worse and you gon' get murt

[Midget Hook x2]
I aint a paper boy
But I make paper boy!
I'm like my own band
I'm just a lazy boy