Prepatchday - all the bugs, they seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in prepatch day

Suddenly - this is not the game it used to be
There's a skill nerf hanging over me
Oh, damn patch day came suddenly

Why lag had to grow, I don't know - they wouldn't say
Skill gains very wrong, now I long for prepatchday

Prepatchday - "this is such a killer game", I'd say
Now I need a private shard to play
Oh, I believe in prepatch day