No, I can't sugar-coat this, you are totally hopeless
No good for nothing, you know (you know)
You're so wild and reckless, gonna get us arrested
Oh, you're a lovable rogue (rogue)
You're late and you're lazy, chronically maybe
But not when it comes to what counts
When I'm runnin' for cover, you're there like a brother, yeah

When I'm down, down on my luck
And it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
Who could be up, be up this late?
No one at all, but my best bad friend
Do it, I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you (when I'm down)
When I'm down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend

You think you're a rock-star, but you're only a pop-star
Guess you're loving this trouble we're in (we're in)
Yeah, they wanted to jail ya, and I had to bail ya
Though I know you're guilty as sin (I know)
But I'm not gonna judge ya, 'cause I'm not above ya
And I know you're there when it counts
When I'm runnin' for cover, you're there like a brother, yeah

When I'm down, down on my luck
And it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
Who could be up, be up this late?
No one at all, but my best bad friend
Do it, I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you (when I'm down)
When I'm down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend

Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
You know I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you

Down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
Who could be up, be up this late?
No one at all, but my best bad friend
Do it, I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you (when I'm down)
When I'm down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend