Michael Franks
			From: The Art of Tea

  And when God gave out rythm
  He sure was good to you.
  You can add, subtract, multiply and divide...
  By two.

  I know today's your birthday,
  And I did not buy no rose.
  But I wrote this song instead and I call it,
  "Popsicle Toes".

  Popsicle toes.
  Popsicle toes are always froze.
  Popsicle toes.
  You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes.

  You must have been Miss Pennsylvania
  With all this pulchritude.
  How come you always load your Pentax
  When I'm in the nude?

  We oughta have a birthday party,
  And you can wear you birthday clothes
  We can hit the floor
  And go explore those
  Popsicle toes.

  You got the nicest North America
  This sailor ever saw.
  I'd like to feel your warm Brazil
  And touch your Panama

  But Your Tierra del Fuegos
  Are nearly always froze.
  We gotta see saw
  until we unthaw those
  Popsicle toes.

  Popsicle toes.
  Popsicle toes are always froze.
  Popsicle toes.
  You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes