I'd like to get away, honey
Somewhere alone with you
It could be oh, so gay, honey
You need a laugh or two

A certain place I know, darling
Where funny people can have fun
That's where the two will go, darling
Before you can count up
One, two, three, four

There's a small hotel with a wishing well
I wish that we were there together
There's a bridal suite
One room bright and neat
Complete for us to share together

Looking through the window
You can see a distant steeple
Not a sign of people
Who wants people?

When the steeple bell says
Good night, sleep well
We'll thank the small hotel together

Looking through the window
You can see a distant steeple
Not a sign of people
Who wants people?

When the steeple bell says
Good night, sleep well
We'll thank the small hotel
We'll creep into our little shell and
We will thank the small hotel together