We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night
We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight
Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep
For us to sink our dicks in deep
Little Betty wasn´t too frisky
When she passed out from the whiskey
Then we gave her knock-out pills
To help us get out thrills
Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine
It´s time for us to form a line
She was passed out and stripped in bed
We knew that she would give us some head
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it
Sleep bandit, can you stand it
First in line came good ol´ El
And I say she´s starting to smell
Next in line with a rubber came sickie
Then Red Dog for a quickie
After that came Don Scary
Who said she was a disgrace
On her head he jacked off,
Right on her face
After that came Danny Grey
It´s been ten years since his last lay
Think of this when you drink up your next brew
Will the next sleepy victim be you?
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Next in Line came our good buddy Mills
He´s the one who brought the knockout pills
After that we charged five bucks
So the whole party could get some fucks
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Can you stand it