I'm splashing - making a mess of my health
 When I go out of my head
 the lights go on in the sky
 I just want to crawl in bed
 I couldn't get up if I tried
 Soaking up the night with my eyes
 saucers of boiling oil
 soaking up things through my paper skin
 and my blood is starting to boil
 Splashing - making a mess of myself
 I'm splashing - making a mess of my health
 When I go out to a club
 I check my mind at the door
 with a porter in a paper bag
 I pick it up when I leave at four
 When I'm as big as my uncle Jim
 I'll give you all cause to complain
 walkin' around with boots on my head
 like a missile on a train