tommy took a walk one day 

found himself on west third and broadway 

took a cab to midtown, times square 

met a girl he knows called tessa there 



well she had problems with his personal hygiene 

and the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine 

she said tommy take a bath for me 

you stink, i'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean 



tess, he said, i don't understand 

how they grow tomatoes in a can 

tess, he said, now wait a while 

my teeth don't glitter when i smile