Won't you be my chauffeur
 I wants him to drive me
 I wants him to drive me downtown
 Yes he drives so easy, I can't turn him down

 But I don't want him
 But I don't want him
 To be ridin' these girls
 To be ridin' these girls around
 So I'm gonna steal me a pistol, shoot my chauffeur down

 Well I must buy him
 Well I must buy him
 A brand new V8
 A brand new V8 Ford
 Then he won't need no passengers, I will be his load

 (spoken: Yeah, take it away)

 Going to let my chauffeur
 Going to let my chauffeur
 Drive me around the
 Drive me around the world
 Then he can be my little boy, yes, I'll be his girl