I’m a lesbian 

please momma cant you see I’ve always tried to please

I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses

down to my knees you said that it's a phase just something I’d out grow 

but I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I’d sure like to mow

go on and wish that brad Pitt would come along but I prefer 

Madonna in a lacy thong



cause I’m a lesbian I don’t like nothing swinging tween there legs 

ya I’m a lesbian I don’t know why god gave me eggs

when I have sex its fun and clean and no man can jump in between

no I don’t need no magic wand I’m a lesbian



they talk behind my back and critize my life but I get no complaints from

Lou Donna Frillaze wife 



cause I’m a lesbian i'd rather be with jane then dick

ya I’m a lesbian a penis doesn’t do the trick

when we go in for 69 I know hers is the same as mine

hide your wives cause hear I come I’m a lesbian



I’m a lesbian

when does cheerleading practice start

hey there cutie