My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
  Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from my friends
  So-oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
  Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color t.v.
  "Dailing for Dollars" is trying to find me
  I'll wait for delivery, each day until three
  So Lord, won't you buy me a color t.v.
  Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town
  I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down
  Prove that you love me, and buy the next round
  Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town
  Everybody!
  Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
  My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
  Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from my friends
  So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
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