Infant turtles racing to the sea seagulls screeching crying hungr'ly

Twisting kicking jerking in their craws oh wonder why God made these kind of laws

Preachers preaching loudly on the streets

While deaf and dumb men cannot hear or speak

Twisted legs can't chase a bouncing ball 

Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws

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Now the Carney's barking to the crowd let's go

While the Geek's a waitin' to do his sickenin' show

Freaks a standing round some fat some tall

Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws

Now Moses teaches us Thou shall not kill still cannons burst aloud on foreign hills

The strong will stand the weak will surely fall

Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws