Woke up this morning, found you were gone;

sitt'n here wondering where you are.

Looked in the closet and under the stove;

checked the garage and trunk of the car.



And I know, any day now;

you'll be back,

you'll jump from hiding,

and then you'll attack;

You'll laugh and you'll,

 scare the heck out of me;

Oh how you love;

Life's little surprises.

oh how you love to make me go;

"wheeeeeeee!!!!"



Woke up this morning, found you were gone;

sitt'n here wondering where you are.

checked under the bed as quite as a mouse;

checked all over this whole friggin' house.



And I know, any day now;

you'll be back,

you'll jump from hiding,

and then you'll attack;

You'll laugh and you'll,

scare the heck out of me;

Oh how you love;

Life's little surprises.

oh how you love to make me go;

"Wheeeeeee!!!!"