It's too bad I don't like you anymore
Yes it's too bad
But my novel is gonna need an evil villain
It's too bad we kinda fell apart
We had somethin' going
And I wonder what it ever was that happened
We were an experiment
To the neighbors, a little bet
To see how well and long you'd last
Can you blame us?

It's too bad
You saw me naked
Too bad “I love you”
Don't mean anything
Ever again
It's too bad you
Think you're so cool
As the raven tells you
We're never more
So what's the score?
And who wins?

It's too bad you think you look so good
Yeah you and brad pitt
But now I think you're just a little bit pretentious
It's too bad you hate the way I laugh
You think it's phony
But sometimes this can be so damn hilarious

It's too bad
You saw me naked
Too bad “I love you”
Don't mean anything
Ever again
It's too bad you
Think you're so cool
As the raven tells you
We're never more
So what's the score?
And who wins?

You never have problems, oh puhlease
Start expecting the police
We've become “that couple down the street”
Can you blame us?