Four in the mornin' and she's startin' to creep

She hears her husband snorin' under the sheets

She checks the children and they're fast asleep

Her daughter's boyfriend's waitin' out in the street



No more tranquilizers next to the bed

No glass of wine gonna cure the noise in her head

These days she drinks a fifth of whiskey instead



Time is priceless, my advice is

Go ahead baby have your midlife crisis



She had a baby at just 18 years old

Had dreams of college but she never enrolled

She was always such a good girl always did like she was told

The perfect wife and mother out of control



Time is priceless, my advice is



Go ahead baby have your midlife crisis

Go ahead, Go ahead

Go ahead baby have your midlife crisis

Go ahead, Go ahead

Mama got a bag of brand new vices

Go ahead, Go ahead

She's gonna find out just how fast life is

yeah, yeah, so go ahead



God get me out of this one and I won't get drunk again

She said God get me out of this one and I won't get high again

She don't even know what's goin' on inside her head

yeah, yeah, I won't get high again



I'll listen to all your wisdom and then God said



Time is priceless, my advice is

Go ahead baby have your midlife crisis

Go ahead, Go ahead

Go ahead baby have your midlife crisis

Go ahead, Go ahead

Mama got a bag of brand new vices

Go ahead, Go ahead

She gonna find out just how fast life is

yeah, yeah, so go ahead