kkkitchens, what were you thinking?

your quality units never stood a chance

with a little forward planning and perspective

you'd have avoided this

but you're a spook, a legend, 

an urban myth with a twist in the tail

a precautionary nod to the licensing trade

and children still whisper your name



da-ddy, don't marry da-ddy



kkkitchens what were you thinking

if racial tension is a benchmark

then how much for this sink in a riot?

i'll buy it with the water main, 

but you're a mock, a molar

a molecular fault in a parallel world

a mysterious font by the end of the north road

just across from the spar



da-ddy, don't marry da-ddy



kkkitchens i know you're shutting

i think you gave us everything that we could ever ask

of a little racist shop

but kkkitchens what were you thinking?

what drugs were all your salesmen taking?

i tried to run but spent the weekend shaking



da-ddy, don't marry da-ddy