He's drinking cold Corona
Feels like is getting older 
Now and noticing how he's finding 
Grey hairs left in the shower 
Tattoos fade by the hour 
And he can't understand these feelings 
Why life is getting him down 
He used to smile now he frowns 
And cries inside 
Its been this way for a while 
And he can't seem to put things right 

When life has been unkind 
And you're losing your mind 
Look in the mirror afraid of what you'll find 
It feels like time's not on your side 

He doesn't like to mention 
Applying for his pension 
So his children don't know he's heading 
Into a mid-life crisis 
He cant afford the prices for 
The new kitchen floor he's buying 
He's been a drunk all his life 
Two kids, a dog and a wife 
He doesn't know 
And in the daytime he just sits and watches television shows 

When life has been unkind 
And you're losing your mind 
Look in the mirror afraid of what you'll find 
It feels like time's not on your side 

Dont know why but somehow 
The ones you love you hate now, 
You feel down and blue 
Look at what you've thrown away 
They stood beside you all the way 
Now its too late, its too late for you 

When life has been unkind 
And you're losing your mind 
Look in the mirror afraid of what you'll find 
It feels like time's not on your side