Tom:You said we're manufactured, 

you must have got it wrong, 

we did this stupid challenge 

and we wrote this song in half an hour 



Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration 

Tom: oh in half an hour 

Danny and Dougie:sofa hyundai administration 

Tom: our reputation to loose 

thats why we wrote the top gear blues 



Danny: jeremys antique 

the hamster just squeaks 

james is such a geek 

and i really want to know who the stig is 



Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration 

Danny: who is the stig? 

Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration 

Danny: our reputation to loose 

when i sing the top gear blues 



Tom: SOLO 1,2,3 



(Guitar solo) 



Tom: jeremys antique 

the hamster just squeaks 

james is just a geek 

and i really want to know whos the stig? 



Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration 

Tom: yeah whos the stig? 

Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration 

Tom: our reputation to loose 

thats why we wrote the top gear 

Dougie: my penis grows huge 

when i sing the top gear 

Danny: i'm a little confused 

this is why we sing the top gear blues