Oh
Watching the people get lairy 
Is not very pretty I tell thee 
Walking through town is quite scary 
And not very sensible either 

A friend of a friend he got beaten 
He looked the wrong way at a policeman 
Would never have happened to Smeaton and old Leodiensian 

La ah ah
La la la la la la 

Ah ah ah
La la la la la la 

I predict a riot
I predict a riot 
I predict a riot
I predict a riot 

Oh
I tried to get in my taxi 
A man in a tracksuit attacked me 
He said that he saw it before me 
Wants to get things a bit gory 

Girls run around with no clothes on 
To borrow a pound for a condom 
If it wasn't for chip fat well they'd be frozen 
They're not very sensible 

La ah ah
La la la la la la 

Ah ah ah
La la la la la la 

I predict a riot
I predict a riot 
I predict a riot
I predict a riot 

And if there's anybody left in here that doesn't want to be out there 

Watching the people get lairy 
Is not very pretty I tell thee 
Walking through town is quite scary 
And not very sensible 

La ah ah
La la la la la la 

Ah ah ah
La la la la la la 

Oh
Oh
Oh

I predict a riot
I predict a riot 
I predict a riot
I predict a riot 

And if there's anybody left in here that doesn't want to be out there 

I predict a riot
I predict a riot 
I predict a riot
I predict a riot