Chorus:
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair
Everybody's happy and everybody's there
We're a' makin' merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

When you're tired and weary and you're feeling blue
Don't give way tae sorrow, we'll tell you what to do
Just tak' a trip tae Springburn and find the Quin's Bar 
there 
And go doon tae the wee room underneath the stair

The king went oot a-hunting, his fortune for tae seek
week 
Oh after days of searching, of sorrow and despair
They found him in the wee room underneath the stair

If your team has won the day and you want tae cheer
Take a trip tae Springburn and order up a beer
Hae yersel' a bevvy, gie yersel' a tear
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

When I'm auld and feeble and my bones are gettin' set
Ah'll no get cross and grumpy like other people get 
Ah'm savin' up ma bawbees tae buy a hurly chair 
Tae tak' me tae the wee room underneath the stair