My friend Aileen made a time machine 
But was keen on keeping it shiny clean 
To travel back in time had always been my dream 
So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween 
AD 33 maybe you would see me 
Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy 
You think that's fresh? Well just you'd wait 
I'd battle rap Chaucer in 1388. I'd tell Lincoln in 1865 
Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise 
In 1963, I'd make JFK's day 
I'd say, "before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay?" 
In 2001, I'd make the world alright, 
I'd go back to 9-11, and cancel all flights 
In my time machine, you couldn't get with me 
Because E equals this squared MC 


My T-to-the-I-to-the-M-to-the-E. M-A to the C-H-I-N-E 
My T-to-the-I-to-the-M-to-the-E. M-A to the C-H-I-N-E 
Hey Albert Einstein. Throw your hands in the air.
Props on that whole Theory of Relativity thing.