Beer I love it I guzzle it down
And dope I smoke it pound for pound
And girls I love them but they can't be found
Cause they're throwin' curve balls from the pitchers mound
Cheese steaks I eat them when my hungers fierce
I love my girl who's tongue is pierced
Every Thursday at eight my family would watch Cheers
Imagine people drinkin' beers watchin' people drinkin' beers
Alcohol is evil foot and mouth introducer
Like a thread in a needle it's a sexual seducer
Name is mc chris mc bucks is my producer
Keep your bum away from mr. motor cause he might goose her
Wild turkey til the rooster Mamoosa in the mornin'
Doing shots like goose tonight well one is what your formin'?
Cause your stomach needs some pumpin', liver needs some lovin'
And your girls needs a johnson that's worthy of shovin'

Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life

Gin and tonic rather than the chronic
Watch the bubbles fizzle it's kinda hypnotic
If beer was water you know I'd be an aquatic
Beer makes you transform cause beer is robotic
Enough about it or have I said too little
Take my beer away from me and play monkey in the middle
I kid you not you'll be eatin' snot
Without askin' don't be robbin'
We like Baskin Or else I'll be sobbin'
Throwin' punches while I'm hob knobbin'
A one way ticket on me to John Hopkins
I'm stockin' my cellar with liquor propellers
So me and the fellas drink two and burp like hella
A melon that's throbin' come mornin' time
I'm in another fat pickle from drinkin' and rhymin'

Whiskey River don't leave me hangin
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin
Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life

Know what I mean break it down baby

Whiskey River don't leave me hangin
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life
Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids keep the cool kids bangin'