- so people who don't like u2, here is what they like, 
ok. i'm ok with this so far.
- i love the guitar sound, i have to say!
- this sounds fine so far, i could like this. so far so 
good. i'm ok still... I KNOW YOU'RE BITTER!! how does a 
band stand in a room with someone singing like that and 
think "yeaaah"
- but wait turn it up. it's not only absurdly out of key, 
but they're also out of time. they're off rhythm with 
each other and the music. it's sort of like jerry lewis 
in his delicate delinquent days fronting a punk rock 
somebody who likes that band and also likes my stuff, 
because then immediately, IMMEDIATELY, i'm going to start 
questioning myself and ask myself "what am i doing 
wrong??"
- now what if one of them was to offer you sex. 
- um, they're all fellows, so no. but actually even if 
they were ladies, no. i mean when you get to our age, the 
idea of having sex with somebody...
- you think it's badass, but it's not badass!! you crack 
me up.
- i don't have roller-skates that light up at night.
- come on. you sir, are the old man.