Well, any fool knows how to win the undying affection of 
a girl.
Evangelize your true love, write a ballad, and then 
promise her the world.
And you say "Darlin', I am down on my knees"
A projection of the actions that you'd like to receive
And if she's got any self respect, she'll just stand up 
and leave.

should be with you
Insulting her intelligence as if she hadn't thought the 
whole thing through
As if her lack of interest stems from nothing you've done 
wrong
And your sympathy is waiting in your viscous love song
And she will be so flattered that it shouldn't take too 
long
If you catch my meaning...