Burst out of the bank
Money in my hands
Hopped into the get away car

Dick Nixon's at the wheel
He said “that's not enough”
So we proceeded to rob 3 more banks

Well I admit I was kinda terrified,
When I saw the Helicopters.
The cops were all approaching and then
Richard said “don't worry, I got a plan.”

Nixon had a plane
And it could leave today

So we began to run
But eight guys knocked us down
We were handcuffed and then Nixon kinda shrugged.

Well I heard Nixon never did any hard time,
While I was stuck in a cold stone walled cell
But then I saw Tom Hanks in the cell next to me,
And I knew I'd be alright.

But then Tom Hanks just said to me
“I'm just here for my movie.”
And that was the end of my dream.