Well I got a little friend named Max, (that's me)
And I got a little friend named David, 
And these kids were the best of friends, 
And they would hang out all day, 
Just laughin', and a fightin', and playin' all day, 
The rabbis asked if they were gay, 
They said no way, 
But that was till today.

Curly brown hair love affair, 
That's right you heard me, 
Curly brown hair love affair, 
And I'll want's to be, 
A second class citizen, I wanna have no rights, 
And I wanna be prepared for my curly brown hair love 
affair.

Social structure's getting horny, 
No college grant from the military, 
Same old story's getting boring, 
And all the shit that you learned in your classes, 
Well you can take your text books and shove em up your 
asses, 
Stick em up your asses, shove em up your asses, 

Curly brown hair love affair, 
That's right you heard me, 
Curly brown hair love affair, 
And I'll want's to be, 
A second class citizen, I wanna have no rights, 
And I wanna be prepared for my curly brown hair love 
affair.