Verse 1:

You call yourself a Kristian

You go to church everyday

Carry bible everywhere

But you've got no church in you.

You look so holy from the way you dress

Anytime dem say make you talk

Na so so christianees you dey blow



(bless you, it is well with you, etc )



If somebody step on your toe

Na dirty slap you go give

When it's come to money matter

Your eye go turn to fire



Chorus:

I don't want to be theoretical Kristian /2x

Practical Christianity

Go make the world better



Verse2:

I no know o, which kind Kristian you be

I no know o, which kind bible you read

Every Monday, your name na Clinton

Busy busybusy, doing business

Every Friday, your name naRahaman

Every Friday, your name na Amina

Every Friday night, your name na Jackson

Every Friday night, your name na Suzy

Every Sunday morning ooo

Dey call you Brother John

Dey call you Brother Peter

Dey call you Sister Mary

Dey call you Sister Anna

Why you be chameleon

All: Brothering and Sistering Non-Sense

Why you dey change color

All: Brothering and Sistering Non-Sense



{Repeat Chorus}

Bridge:

Niselo'npo (you are only posing)

Niselo'ndemo (you are only demonstrating)

Na shakara be dat (only faking)

No do shakara for me



Chorus2:

I don't want to be theoretical Kristian

That knows everything but can do nothing

Practice what you preach

Practice what you say

Practical Christianity

Go make the world better