Water water everywhere. I don't want to drink.
Oh what a day for water play.
You'll have to swim or sink.
You look so cute in your bathing suit.
The waves are calling you.
So let's begin, I'll race you in.
It's the only thing to do.

Chorus:
It's a wild wet wacky wonderful world.
It's a wet one, why not give it a whirl!
When the waves are calling, don't be silly darling.
Come on in, the water really is fine.
And have a wild wet wacky wonderful time!

Water water everywhere. The waves they call my name.
It's great to be in Waikiki.
I'm really glad we came.
I'll get a tan on a catamaran.
I really like this boating.
Hey look at me.
I can't believe I spent the whole day floating.

Chorus

Water water everywhere. I just want to explore.
I'll scuba dive there's things all over the ocean floor.
Then you and me can go jet ski.
I'll race you to the bend.
With water sports the times too short.
I don't want the day to end.

Chorus (x 2)

Wonderful time!
Wonderful time!
Wonderful time!