Fell off my bike and got it bent
Uh-oh...accident!

Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb
Uh-oh...accidumb
Oh no, poor thumb...accidumb!

Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
Uh-oh, accideep
Oh no, lake leap...accideep!


Chorus:

Skinned my knee bumped my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently...
Accidoo!

Fell on my lunch and it went squish
Uh-oh, accidish
Oh no, lunch, squish...accidish!

Sat in the yard got attacted by ants
Uh-oh, accidance
Oh no, ants in my pants...accidance!

Chorus

Took me a bath and ate the soap
Uh-oh, accidope
Oh no, ate soap...accidope!

This is the way my day is spent
Uh-oh, accident
Oh no, day spent - I don't want no more
Accident!