Panthelogy? What's that? Sismology? Beats me.
Rheumatology? Radiology? Musicology? Musicology!

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Play the funky, funky, musicology!
Play it on your radi-adi-adiology.
How I love it, love it, love it!
Gosh and golly gee!
Gotta, gotta, gotta, have that funky musicology!
Yeow!

Now when I wear a pair of panthelogy,
I like that extra large seismology.
Which leaves a lotta, lotta rheumatology,
For when I'm dancing. To that funky musicology!

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Greek mythology? Now that I understand.
Genealogy? Poof! Your wish is my command.
What's this? Phonology? Something about the phone?
Ichthyology? Leave it alone.
Pharmacology, (uh-huh) Etiology? (Okay)
Meteorology? (I like) Ideology? (Do tell).

Down on old McDonald's pharmacology,
They grow food that we etiology.
Even the meat? You mean meteorology?
Frankly, I don't have the slightest ideology.
Fancy phraseology rings my bell.
Tricky, tricky, tricky, terminology, sounds so swell.

She drove off in her lexicology.
Her fancy souped up autobiography.
But then she ran out of gastronentrology.
Had to buy a tank full with her Visa cardiology.
Then she drove her lexicology right into the oceanography,
So she had to hail a taxonomy to take her homeopathy.

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Ology, ology, ology, ology, ology.
Hep, hep, hep!
Funky musicology, yeow! Yeow!