Hello!

We're twins, we're twins, yes sir

I am me she is she

Except when I pretend I'm her



And when we switch

You can't tell which is which

You don't know who you're talking to

Because we're identical, 'dentical, 'dentical, identical twins!



We look a lot alike

But we are not alike

I'm loud!...I'm quiet

She's serious...she's a riot

We're totally, totally

Different, different

Identical twins!



We read different stories

We watch different shows

In our slightly different colored hair

We wear different bows



We dance to different music

We laugh at different jokes

Gosh, gosh

It's like we're...two different folks



Though we appear alike

We're nowhere near alike

She's sweet...she's dossy

What's that mean? You're bossy

Says you...it's true

Is not!...Is too!



We're totally, totally

Different, different

Identical twins!



I am not a xerox

I am not a clone

A duplicate, a copycat

A second scoop...on the ice cream cone



Friends, pals, partners, chums

But we're marching to different drums



We look a lot alike

But we are not alike

Two...two, totally...totally, utterly...utterly

Opposite...opposite, totally...totally, different...different

Identical twins!



Twins, twins...etc.



Two...two, totally...opposite, utterly...different

Opposite...utterly, totally...opposite, different...totally

Identical twins!



Identical twins!

Deedle-leedle-lee, dum!