I've got a friend named Ida. I really like her so

Her first name is Ida. Her last name is Know.

So when I'm caught red-handed

Here's what I do:

I say "I didn't do it

It was you know who..."



Who put ketchup on the floor? Ida Know

Who put crayon o n the door? Ida Know

When your mother tells you "shame"

And you need someone to blame,

Just remember Ida's name: Ida Know



Who ate Oreos in bed? Ida Know

Hit the baby on the head? Ida Know

If there's trouble and they find it,

Smile and tell them who's behind it

Just one kid could mastermind it: Ida Know



Ida Know-

She's the one who wouldn't shush

She's the one who wouldn't flush

She's a lot of fun to play with

Wo wo wo-

It's the only way to go

Cause when you know Ida Know

There's so much you get away with



Who forgot to do her math? Ida Know

Put a goldfish in the bath? Ida Know

Stuck a finger in the strudel

Used a vacuum on the poodle

Come on, kiddo, use you noodle: Ida Know



So if you do something wrong-Ida Know

You can sing this little song-Ida Know

But if this one doesn't do

here's another one for you:

Ida Wanna-she's good, too

Ida Wanna?

Yes you do

Ida Think So

Yeah her too

Ida Thought So

She's gone to Idaho

Ida Who?

Are we through?

Ida Know