Mary-Kate: Hey, Ash! There's water dripping from the ceiling!

Right into my cereal.

Ashley: It must be our brother. He's upstairs taking a bath.

Mary-Kate: I told you we should have sold him.



Bring on the clowns

Bring on the boats

Bring on the soap, make sure that it floats

Bring me my bubble bath, strawberry, please

Bring me some sandwiches, ice cream and cheese

I don't know how long this could go!



Chorus:

I'm gonna stay in the bathtub 'till the soap disappears

Stay 'till I'm wrinkled clean up to my ears

It may be for weeks and it may be for years

Gonna stay in the bath tub 'till the soap disappears



Something to wash with and something to scrub

Something to rubba and something to dub

Three plastic bottles, a one gallon pail

My blue rubber ducky, my green blubber whale

And now I'll step into the tub!



Chorus



Wait, I'm not ready-I nearly forgot

I'm here in the bath but the water is not

I just can't believe it

I just have to laugh

But at least it isn't too hot



Chorus (2 times)