hey ashley, what's a horse doing in our living room?
ginger's not just any horse, she's a tap dancing horse!
yeah, right
no really. hit it, ginger! five, six, seven, eight!
niegh!  (tap tap tap tap) neigh (tap tap tap tap tap tap)
niegh (tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap) neigh!
isn't she great?
I think we should wipe the hoofprints off the walls
snort