Dear fair maidens of the Mall of America

It is time to enter the fabulous food court



Here you will find the finest fast dining of the world

Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too

Mexican and Indian, Italian just for you

And for those who are not as adventurous

American will do



But look at all the candy!

They got taffy stores where we can pull the taffy for ourselves

They got fudge shops where we create our favorite kind of fudge

They got the biggest store the world has seen for every flavor jelly bean

Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice cream!



Listen my friends, no offense to my sister

If you eat all that candy, you'll never be sicker

The thing to do you must realize

Is eat a good meal, that's what I advise.



I object!

Overruled!

Can't we compromise?



Here we can eat any meal we choose from all over the world

Stir fry, or sushi, falafel just for you

Enchiladas, curry chicken, fries and burgers too

And for those who are still hungry afterwards

Candy for dessert



All right Judge of the food court, I accept your ruling

But how will we decide what kind of food to eat?

There are so many choices, let's see what sounds good



A pizza pie sounds way too dull for what we have in mind

And though a burger's fun with lots of fries

We can get them anytime

So let us eat exotically, try some food with curry

You get the shwarma, and sushi

And I'll get the chicken tandoori



I bought some fries for good measure.

Got enough room for dessert?

Yeah!