Those annoying little things (annoying little things)

That grab your attention (grab your attention)

By crawling into places,

I wouldn't want to mention



They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)

Despite their height (You're right!)

They shouldn't take what isn't theirs

And it's impolite to fight



Chorus:

Critters on my crackers

Bugs on my baloney

Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee

Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee

Those little things make your stomach grumble

Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble

Fleas in the flour

Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour

Ants in my pants

And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant

Insignificant little things (insignificant)

When they're on their own (on their own)

But put them in a squadron

They'll eat you to the bone

Delicious little things (yum yum yum)

You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)

Cause you know they taste best

When dipped in chocolate



Chorus



I swear it was this big!



Critters on my crackers

Bugs on my baloney

Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee

Those little things make your stomach grumble

Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble

Critters on my crackers

Bugs on my baloney

O Oh!

Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs

Critters, critters, critters

On my crackers