don't often open up this floor

since i handed in my gun

what all these keys are for

now my tour of duty's done

you got to know the switches 

now you got your turn

watch and learn, junior

watch and learn



now you will get your 

trouble spots

here's one from 

down voodoo way

bragged he had me 

by the you-know-whats

very funny, you don't say

the big enchilada

stealing elections

had to go down there 

trash collection

got his cojones 

on my desk in there

made into a souvenir

set of cufflinks, nice pair

the rest of him's 

someplace up here

sometimes you got to 

put a shoulder to the door

not so fast, junior

listen to your pa

here, son

i'm handing over to you

don't crash the ambulance

whatever you do



what we have here's 

a dung hole place

thought it was fly shit 

on the map

fat bastard, ugly face

and the personal crap

you can't move the barriers

you can't mess with oil and gas

had to go down there

stick a couple 

aircraft carriers

in his ass

fancy dress

medals chest 

it's all in here 

for all the gigs

gas mask

bullet-proof vest

all the usual rigs 

there'll be things they missed

they didn't mention

you've even 

got a whistle in there 

for attracting attention



well, i think you're gonna 

be okay, son

you've had the tour, i guess

these two buttons

by the way 

this one i hope

you never press

some holy fool, just watch 

who's not like you or me

that one's the whole 

shooting match

right there

it's the whole shitaree

we don't forget 

who put us here, jack

that's page one

we talk soft 

but carry a big stick 

and pack the biggest gun

we don't like accidents

major or minor

you don't want yourself 

an incident

don't ever invade china



here, son

i'm handing over to you

don't crash the ambulance

here, son

i'm handing over to you

don't crash the ambulance

whatever you do