Me and my mate we think you`re great
Some we like and some we hate
I know him I`ve seen him on the adverts
Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts
You were bloody great last time you come
I thought me `ead was stuck in the bass drum
Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

So how`d you get a start in show biz
My mate`s as good on the drums as he is
My mate thinks I`m bloody cracked
Please sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic
I think they`re great, just fantastic
I`m unemployed, he`s still at school
He gets annoyed `cause I`m such a fool

You don`t half sweat a lot up there
Have you got showers in here?
You`re bloody great, my bloody head hurts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC
Hot and sweaty, loud and greasy
My mom says we`re a pair of perverts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

C`mon mister 

We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
Now we`ve missed the frigging train. 

Hey! can I have one of them lagers? 

Thanks very much, mate. Can `e have one? 

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