West L.A. in the modern day, 

You can't play unless you look that way, 

One more nip, one more tuck, 

One more lift, one more suck 



Pamela 

Barbie is as Barbie does 

Pamela 

Heaven in a box 



Todd can't stalk the locker room, 

Cause his weenie isn't blooming, 

He knows size ain't everything 

But he'd feel better with a swinging thing 



Pamela 

Engineering like no other 

Pamela 

I feel good about myself 



Mary Lou has got a conk 

That can match the Eiffel tower 

And her titties look like mine 

Only mine are slightly larger 



Pamela 

Have you got the surgeons number 

Pamela 

Heaven in a box 



Pamela 

Have you got the surgeons number 

Pamela 

Heaven in a box