(Mark Erelli)

Whenever you call you can bet I'll always come
So honey you can just forget the other ones
Though you're cruel and unkind
I'm the very first in line
Darlin' I'll be your fool number one

You leave me blue as soon as you have had your fun
And I can't stand the kind of man that I've become
I should be running for that door
But I keep coming back for more
Darlin' I'll be your fool number one

I don't know why I let you put me through this pain
I don't know why but I still do it just the same

So if a fool is all you need
Won't you please consider me
Darlin' I'll be your fool number one