I never claimed to know everything

I ain't got no Ph.D.

But boys listen up when it comes to love

You can learn a thing or two from me



I'm no expert on makin' love work

I really can't tell you a lot

Well I don't know how to keep a woman around

But I sure know how to run one off



So listen to my words of no wisdom

There's no secret to my lack of success

Once she draws the line just cross it one time

That's the way you make an ex



I never could spell misery to well

But I know it ends with a Y

Why did I do what I did when I knew

She'd get her half and half of what's mine



Takes more than luck to really mess up

It don't just hapen this way

It took sacrifice and all my exwives

To get me where I am today



So listen to my words of no wisdom

There's no secret to my lack of success

Once she draws the line just cross it one time

That's the way you make an ex

Once she draws the line just cross it one time

That's the way you make an ex

That's the way you make an ex

That's the way you make an ex