I can't laugh too hard, I'm on a diet
I'm trying to lose myself, you ought to try it
Just starve for 6 days straight, oh, it's a riot
Every Sunday night

I binge and I barf, 'cause I carry the scars of an eight-year-old
Who's mother applied the same rules to a kids body as her own

I think you'll leave me soon though I've no proof of it
But I'll make it easier for you by being a little bitch
And this is just a theory but I think the reason
Why I'm scared you'll go is..

The only male influence I've had after daddy went and left
Were my mother's weekend lovers and their alcoholic breaths

I'll tell you what caused it if you handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
Yes, I'll tell you what caused it if you handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
I'll tell you what caused it if you handle the effects
Yes, I'll tell you what caused it if you handle the effects

I can't laugh too hard, I'm on a diet
I'm trying to lose myself, you ought to try it
Just starve for 6 days straight, oh, it's a riot
Every Sunday night